Lest you think I'm cooking only sweet things
When 30 Rock went off the air, we had a farewell party. I made some of the foods Liz Lemon was always talking about, and we ate them in her honor. We had ham, we had cheese (in the form of this... HIGHLY RECOMMENDED), and, well, while I'm at it you all should just watch this. We did have vegetables, too, but that aspect of the meal does not make for interesting blog fodder.
What a lot of links! I am a millennial, you know. Technically.
Anyway! I also made us pretzel rolls to go with the ham, lifted from Smitten Kitchen. They were a bit of an ordeal, but homemade pretzels of any sort are an interesting novelty and so I thought I'd try them again for the blog.
Here's the recipe, adapted to suit my needs:
- 2 3/4 cups all purpose flour
- one envelope regular yeast
- 1 tsp salt
- 1 tsp sugar
- 1 cup plus two tablespoons warm water (more on this later)
- 8 cups water
- 1/4 cup baking soda
- 2 tbs sugar
- one egg white
- course salt
And that's it! Easy, right? .......
First I put the salt, sugar, and yeast in a bowl.
|That's Florida Cane Sugar, hence the golden hue|
Next comes the water. For those of you unfamiliar with working with yeast, you're looking for water that is warm, but not hot. Ideally it should be the sort of temperature that, when you stick your finger in it, your thoughts run precisely thus: "Ow that's a little warm but oh no it's fine." Sort of like bathwater. But bathwater is a bit ambiguous, no? About the same as my finger trick, you say?
This is defined in the recipe as 125° to 130°, for the precision nerds out there. Then you stream the water in slowly and mix with a wooden spoon. When it starts to come together, get your hands in there and make it work!
Here I am doing exactly that, demonstrating dough which is "a little too sticky:"
|See how it's sticking to my hand?|
Then I rolled the dough around some with a strong hand, just to deflate the air, and I moved it to a lightly floured piece of parchment. I shaped it into a rough rectangle for easy division.
I used this convenient shape to divide it into eight sections which were approximately even. Pro tip: Flour the knife before each cut to prevent sticking.
Then I shaped the sections into balls and spaced them out on that same section of floured parchment. If the sizes are a dramatically uneven (as was the case for my top left piece, above), pull a little dough off another piece and add it to the weakling. You the boss.
I spaced the dough in this way because I thought I was maximizing the space for rising. Set aside the dough (again in a warm place) for 30 minutes or until doubled.
I made a mistake here. Head's up!
The next step involves pulling the dough balls off of the parchment and boiling them in some water. How does one pull wet dough off of parchment without a) sticking and b) completely deflating all that air from the latest rising? Good question! I didn't think of this. I would recommend you grease the parchment, or better yet don't use parchment at all. What you need is a surface which allows you to pick up the soft dough with as little resistance as possible. OMG greased oversized muffin tins??? Regular size tins for smaller rolls?? Amazing idea, Lenore. Readers: Try this and tell me if it works.
Anyway there's your foreshadowing for some level of disaster to come. Onward and upward. Here's a shot of the pretty pudgy babies post-rising:
|"Oh no! They're touching! This will be a problem later!" says a smart person|
|Beaten egg white, pastry brush, kosher salt, sharp serrated knife. All ready to go.|
Industry dweebs call this "mise en place."
|Use a big pot.|
|Foamtown USA. Big pot! Two at a time for the cautious.|
|These have all been boiled, hence the brain-y appearance|
My concern was that, if the dough was fully deflated, it would be dense and tough after baking. I'm not sure this was a correct anticipation. I mean, they're being boiled for goodness sakes. The dough was going to undergo some trauma regardless. I ended up either pulling the dough up super fast and chucking it in the water OR pulling it up slowly, watching the air leave the dough, and then carefully reshaping into an albeit smaller sphere. Ultimately I concluded the latter process was better than being pried up and hastily thrown into the pot, shaping be damned, in an effort to preserve the air. We're talking small and possibly dense spheres versus large, flat, and possibly fluffier disks. Who wants a pretzel disk, anyway?*
* I had plans to make ham-and-swiss sandwiches out of the rolls, so I needed some volume. Technically a pretzel disk is perfect if you're only in it for the pretzel.
Anyway, here's a close-up of the boiled dough:
|I can only assume this is what happens in the stomach when you eat raw dough.|
20-25 minutes at 375° and they should be golden and lovely.
|Cute lil babies|
|Just like people, the rolls will come in all sizes and shapes. BUT ALL TASTE DELICIOUS.|
|There's that cheese again!|
I chose one of the small, cute rolls. Portion control! Also, this was one of the ones which I was concerned would be overly tough because it "deflated" when I pulled it off the baking sheet and tossed it in the hot tub. The verdict: Fears unfounded. It was soft and malty and perfect. I still recommend finding a better method for easier dough ball management, but all in all it was not a disaster. It's really neat that this recipe has so few ingredients, and yet it still tastes distinctively like a pretzel! Conclusion: for a lazy Sunday, these were absolutely worth the effort.
NB: Since there is salt on top of these, they'll only get tougher and dryer as the days pass. They can be refreshed in the oven/toaster oven, but I suspect we'll be looking at hockey pucks by this time tomorrow. So: Don't double the recipe unless you know most all will be consumed within the first day or two! Or perhaps one could experiment with baking without the salt, then add the salt to taste later. (Use water to make it "stick.") (I've never tried this.)
The "cute little babies" photo shows amazing looking rolls.ReplyDelete
Bet those are great!
Love it! I only made pretzel rolls once but I've made pretzels many, many times. The rolls, unfortunately, didn't keep nearly as well as the pretzels... though I'm not quite sure why. Also, i like the extra surface area for salt consumption.ReplyDelete
The boiling thing is a nerve-wracking process. I never boil them for quite the right amount of time (better to do too much than to little though). One thing I did find is that they keep quite well in the freezer--just wrap them up really well and put them in ASAP. Then you can microwave or toast them back to life and they're almost as good as fresh.
Your recipe has more sugar than mine, i think. What did you think of the taste?
I love recipes involving rising yeast. Makes me feel so productive and successful when my food literally has a life of its own.
P.S. I regrettably ordered something called "salt bites" at an Auntie Whatever pretzel place in the airport this weekend. "Regrettably" because they were greasy and what-kind-of-an-adult-orders-this but actually not regrettably at all: it was a nice presentation, and maybe a good middle ground between rolls and pretzel shapes. It was as though they were rolled into thick snakes (1.5 inch diameter?) and then cut into ~3 inch segments. Might try this in the future.